Half Way Motel

Staying at a cheap motel?

On our last vacation, my wife and I saved some money by staying in a cheap motel. Just as we were falling asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a banging headboard from the next room. At first we were amused by the amorous couple. After five minutes it had lost its charm. After ten minutes we were a little annoyed. After fifteen minutes, we were just plain ticked off, as it was keeping us awake. After half an hour we were incensed! After an hour we were pretty darned impressed.

Public Comments

1. ok
2. Instead of listening maybe you guys should have had a little fun of your own. Whats your question? You lost me.
3. it happens at cheapies.....it could have been worse, some have roaches n stuff
4. why didn't you compete with them
5. hahah, i wanna do that sometime not screw for an hour (be nice though), but make the neighbors in a hotel are....that'll bring laughs.
6. :)) that's what motels are used for....or maybe it was a mouse with a very angry wife, and they were both in bed and the mouse wife was nagging him and jumping in the bed in rage and all the mouse husband could do was to bang his head on the headboard. maybe they were bigger...like the size of a cat...or a kangaroo...
7. maybe they were just kids jumping on the mattress, and u were just amazed by imagining...hmm...things...
8. AN HOUR is really an impressive enough period to make that kind of noise if just ONE couple was using the next room. Hey that reminds me, I was staying in the same motel that night... were you in room no. 102 ?
9. I'm sorry, we did not mean to disturb you.
10. Well lets thank viagra for the span of sexual endurance...
11. he he funny
12. Spring Sounds By Viagra! LOL!!!
13. nice. lol.
14. i am still laughing
15. would be funnier if u changed impressed 2 depressed ( i think )